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August 26, 2005

D W's Recipe for (Depression) Disaster

Ingredients
2 bowls of joblessness
3 teaspoonfuls of despair
3 tablespoonfuls of insecurity
300 grams of ego, nicely shredded
200 grams of self-esteem, minced
500 grams of envy
2 jugs of Bitter gourd juice, to taste
A pinch of teardried salt
Few clovers of lovelessness (optional)
1 glass of the essence of fried cuttlefish

Directions
1. Throw all items into a black pot and let it simmer for three weeks.
2. Serve and wait for the next big spell to descend.

Posted by D W at August 26, 2005 01:19 AM

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