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March 22, 2005
Just To Lighten Things Up a Little...
Jokes I came up with:
(a)
Q: What were the headhunter's first words when she called D W?
A: "Sorry. Wrong number!"
(b)
Q: What were the doctor's first words when he informed D W's dad of D W's first cry?
A: "I'm sorry. You've got a born loser."
Will try thinking of more. If you have any good ideas for D W jokes, please post them in the comments section (will be up as long as it remains s/p/a/m-free).
Update: Here's more D W jokes!!!
(c)
A man was walking down Orchard Road when he saw D W eating his meal at a table just by the glass window. The man then went up to the waiter by the door and asked him a question.
Q: What did the man ask the waiter?
A: “How much is that doggy at the window?”
Posted by D W at March 22, 2005 12:40 AM
Comments
Ooi!! Which DW are u referring to!? GgggrrrrRRRrrr!
From another DW :P
Posted by: daze at March 22, 2005 09:02 AM
hi DW.
sorry to hear about the interview experience. but i guess the good thing is that 1) you've learnt about the nature of people, and 2) at least you're not working for that company heh. and 3) you're now better prepared for interviews.
continue to send out those resumes, and keep your spirits up. really =) - have in recent months realised how my negativity was building a wall around me. take heart, that things will work out for your good.
Posted by: a l at March 22, 2005 10:54 AM
Glad to see comments back up! :) But dude, those "jokes" are definitely not "lightening"... especially for this time of the morning.
Posted by: laughingcow at March 22, 2005 11:01 AM